My room smells like vodka and shame
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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