So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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