This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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