The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
do herpes really smell.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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