Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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