I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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