this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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