he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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