I bet he comes in French.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
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I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Everclear isn't food dammit
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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