i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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