Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
he wants to bone in the snuggie
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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