I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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