I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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