I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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