Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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