dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Banned from zoo.
Again?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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