I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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