omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
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oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I need to sanitize my soul.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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