i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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