how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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