So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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