i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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