Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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