Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just gift wrapped bread.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
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