"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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