I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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