Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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