you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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