I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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