I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
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Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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