He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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