Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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