You can't special order awesome
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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