Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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