I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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