Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
You were trust falling into bushes
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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