Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
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When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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