dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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