May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
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Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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