i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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