I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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