We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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