She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
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Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.