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• (516): View more from New York

  She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho

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• (323): View more from California

  When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.

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