I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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