nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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