it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
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