We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
whose parrot is this?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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