So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Randomize
