White coat. Heels.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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