and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
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You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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