WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize
