i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Randomize
