Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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